Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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