was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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