I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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