after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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