her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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