butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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