Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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