Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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