I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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