I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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