Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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