If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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