wat bout pragnant strippers??
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
