But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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