i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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