You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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