Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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