you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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