I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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