We need to rekindle our bromance
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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