I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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