At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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