sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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