Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
not ubering you a puppy
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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