i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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