Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Pants are for mortals
where are my eyebrows?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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