Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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