Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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