last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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