you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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