He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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