im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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