do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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