And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i need some magic done to my vagina
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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