is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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