im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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