but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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