So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
