A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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