I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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