was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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