Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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