Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
