blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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