FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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