what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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