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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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