there was a trapeze. enough said
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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