all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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