Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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